Silly Thoughts

We have so much serious going on in the world. I decided to make this post about silly thoughts. Hopefully, at least some will get you to laugh! Remember I am a literal person.








Picture This:




1. An ice skating crocodile.
2. A parrot singing "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston.
3. Edible pizza hats. You choose the topping.
4. 3 birds crossing the road. In this order.............duck, duck, goose.
5. The poop emoji making a pooping face.
6. A chicken and a cow running away from the farm in the dark of night.....spy style.
7. A minion and a troll arm wrestling.
8. Tom Brady knitting.
9. A horse doing the Macarena
10. Po and the five from Kung Fu Panda checking in to the Hotel Transylvania








Joke Time:




1. What did the Octopus say to the plate of calamari? "Is that you bro?" (ok stolen from Zach's T-Shirt of a chicken saying that to a box of chicken nuggets).



2. Toddler potty humor: Baba.....poooopy.......pee-pee (so when Zach was one I wanted to teach him how to tell me what he needs. He always laughed at the poopy part. Potty humor really doesn't have an age).



3. Knock knock
Who's there?
Dude
Dude who?
Dude!!! Seriously? It's my house!!!






4. What kind of whale goes to prison? A killer whale!


5. A priest is hosting a dinner party. She goes to say the blessing. It goes like this "holy macrel!"




Silly Story:




I am stealing the general idea of this from a favorite children's book. It's called King Bidgood's in the Bathtub by Audrey Wood. But, I'm modifying it for adults. The story is about a King who spends the entire day in the bathtub and all the people trying to get him out.




On Amazon. It's a Caldecott Honor book from 1985. Link below.




https://www.amazon.com/King-Bidgoods-Bathtub-Audrey-Wood/dp/0152427309/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489006829&sr=8-1&keywords=king+bidgoods+in+the+bathtub










My Title: Mommy's in the Bathtub




Daddy sat downstairs. He was reading something on his tablet while drinking his morning coffee. Suddenly, his three year old son came into the room.




"Daddy! Daddy!" he said "Mommy's in the bathtub and she won't come out!"




Daddy said to his son, "Buddy, leave Mommy alone. She will probably be out soon."




So a long time passes. Mommy is still in the tub. The seven year old sister begins to worry. But, Daddy already proved he wouldn't be helpful! And her brother was happy playing. So she decided to take matters into her own hands.




Knocking would give Mommy a warning. Mommy will yell at her but still be in the tub.  She thought she would just open the door and walk right in. Hummmm......what if the door was locked?




She liked the walk right in plan but needed a back up plan if the door was locked. What was it Daddy did last week when her brother locked himself in the closet? She had her plan.




When she tested the door is was locked. So she did what Daddy had done.




She kicked it hard with her foot several times.
She yelled at it.
Just when she was about to try everything in Daddy's toolbox the door opened..........








Mommy said............"Sweetheart, I was only in there for ten minutes. A hammer isn't necessary!"